sexually ambiguous, tattooed and pierced in areas too numerous to mention, in a 24/7 D/s relationship, leader of the band Moltov Cocktease,writer, depraved and illuminated discordian, and very very mean.

"The most merciful thing in the world…is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far."
-H.P. Lovecraft, "The Call of Cthulhu"

I send a heart to all my dearies
When your life is so, so dreary
Dream
I'm rumored to the straight and narrow
While the harlots of my perils
Scream